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Some things should not be done, even ironically. No shade though... or whatever.

to send or not to send

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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy ✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹 OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U FUKIN RETARD 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U FAGOT 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👐WE 👨‍👨‍👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2⃣ REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM SHITS😵😵 Merry ⛄️🌟 Christmas Babe 🔥🍑👅 I hope 🙏🏼👏🏼 Santa comes 👄💦😩 to visit you 👣👟and give 👍🏼 you a package 🙈📦💌💦. Hope you were a 😇🙂 good girl 😛🍆 this year instead of the😽 usual 😼 naughty 🙄 girl 💦🍑👅😛😫🔥🔥. Santa is definitely ✊🏻 coming 💧tonight 🎅🏿🎅🏻😳😏 and he's gonna 😍😘 stuff your stocking 😝👌🏽👈🏽 with goodies 💋💄👙👗 tonight on this 🎄Christmas 🎄night ❄️⛄️☃🌨💫. Santa 🎅🏻 is gonna 💪🏿💪🏼✊🏻squeeze 🖖🏻down your 👧🏽 😰 narrow 😛😍chimney 🏡🏠 and show you 👀 that you've been a very👸🏽👸🏽 naughty 😏😫😝 girl. Then his 💁🏼 helper 😬😏 Boy 🍆🙃🙂 is gonna 🎄sleigh you baby 😛😏😲👐🏼🙌🏻 and inspect 🕵🔎🔍 that 🍑 sweet 💦 ass🍑 because that's what 👉🏽you👈🏽 want for Christmas 🍑💦😛🔥😏😍🍆👅👀 Santa 🎅🏻 is cumin😻👽 to town 🏢🏦🏬🏚🏡🏠🏣🏤 the clock 🕐 is ticking 🙄 be ready 😏😛🍆 Santa is cumin down↘️⬇️↙️ your👌🏽😍 chimney🖖🏻👅 tonight 😮and he's gonna 😨drown in that chimney 🤐😰💦💧☔️🏊🏼🏄🏼🚣🏼 of yours 🛀🏼🍆🍑 SLEIGH 🎄🎄 🎅🏻SANTA🎅🏻 🎄🎄 SLEIGH 🍆😩💦👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 😜 u candy cane cum guzzler 👅🎄DICKCEMBER🎄is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph panties 🔴 pop ur peppermint pussy 🍬 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦 seconds or you won’t be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕6 It’s the end of COCKtober 😫🎃🍆 but that means the beginning of 💦💦💦 HOEvember!! 💦💦👅 get ready 😱 for SPANKS-GIVING 👋😏🍑 send this to 1️⃣4️⃣ hoes who need to be spanked 🙌🏼 by daddy 💘👦🏽🗣 if you get this message 📧💌 you will get a special 😲 spanking 👏 from SUGAR DADDY 🤑💰💶 forward this to 1️⃣4️⃣ fuckgirls 💁💋👛 to get some 🍑👈 in-the-BUTT-ACTION 💨 If you don’t, 😖 be prepared 😰 for 6️⃣9️⃣ days without the D ❌🚫🆘‼️Hey‼️all you 👇Littles out there👧🏼🙈it’s 😍SUCKTEMBER 😍😍😩🍆You👇know what❔that means🙊Pumpkin🎃🎃Spice🎃🎃CUMMIES💦💦💦😩are back😜All 👇you👇basic princesses 👸👸know what to do🙈🍆🍆😩. 🙌use those hands🙌for 😍DADDY😍😩🍆👨🏻👨🏻1 ✊pump ✊💦drink it up💦. 2 ✊pump ✊get 🎉fucked 🎉3. ✊pumps✊ of 💥Spicy 💥cummies 💦💦in your 🎃pumpkin🎃 ☕️🥛latte🥛☕️. Oh yummy! 👻 😂📨send📨THIS⬅️TO➡️all the daddy’s 👨🏻🍆😩for ALL😵THE 💦cummies 💦: send📨 it to1️⃣daddy for 🎃pumpkin cummies🎃💦SeNd 2 2️⃣daddys for 👅🎃pumpkin👅👅licks cummies🎃💦SeNd to 5️⃣ daddys For a 🎃PUMPkin 🍆💦💦cummies💦💦SHOWER☔️☔️☔️🎃Thank god 🙏 that anxiety 😜👌👄 decided to kick 👞🔥in when I wanted 🗣💪🙆‍♂️ to go to bed 😴. Like who would I 🙋‍♂️🎉be if I didn’t ❌lose 3️⃣ hours of sleep📉⌛️⏰⏳📉? Life would be so much better👍 if I slept more ⬆️but sleep 👏is 👏for 👏the 👏weak 👏apparently. Anyway send this to 🔟 people or you’re 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️a well rested bitch 😒😴🛌. Get 5️⃣ back and you’re a groggy 🐸hoe 👨‍🌾🛏👩‍🌾 . Get 🔟back and you’re a sleep deprived slut 🍆👅🍑.💁🏻‍💁🏻‍ happy 🔯 passover 🔯 SLUTS 👯 moses parted 🌊 🌊the sea 💦💦 and we’ll be parting these legs 👅 👅 ❌❌no 🚫🚫 leavened 🍞 bread 🍞 but we’ll RISE 🍆 these 🍆dicks 🍆 send 💌 💌 this to your FIVE favorite nafkas 👯 👯 if you get NONE back you’ll be 😖 😖 plagued with ❌❌no 🚫🚫SHVANTZ 🍆 🍆 if you get 🔟 back you’ll be 😱screaming😱 😱 DAYENU if you get EIGHTEEN back you’ll get nice 👨🏽 jewish 👨🏻 boy AND 👨🏼 shaygetz 👨🏼 DICK 🍆🍆 happy shtupping 🍆🍑 🍆🍑👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS💃🏼👅‼️‼️📆Today📆 is 💥FUCKUARY 14TH💥 which means👨🏻DADDY CUPID💘💘 is 💦cumming💦 for you⚠️‼️‼️ He’s been ✊🏼YANKING✊🏼😩on his bow🏹 and arrow💘 all night😖 getting ready to 🎯shoot😩👅💦 all over you 😱😩🤣😜😘😍🍆🍆💦💧 so Daddy Cupid draw 🔙 your bow 🏹and let that 💦🤣CUM FLOW➡️👅 💦 ‼️This day only 💦CUMS💦 once a year 📅so ❌rip off❌ your 👗clothes👙 and JUMP 👏🏻ON 👏🏻THAT👏🏻 GOOD 👏🏻DICK!😂😩💗 🙏🏻Saint🙌🏻 Valentine💕🌹 is the 💞SLUTTIEST 👄Saint there is, so 👈🏻spread👉🏻your holy 🙌🏻bible ⬅️wide➡️ to take everything 😵😬😍😆he’s got🙏🏻. 💌☄️SEND💌to 5 💄VALENHOES💋so 👉🏻you👈🏻 can get 😫🤗OFF😊 tonight 👍🏻😵😜❤️💕‼️ if you 😵DON'T😵 you’ll be 👎🏻STUCK ❌without❌ 😖CHOCColate🍫🍫 or 🥖long😩🍆thicc😱🍆 🌹PLOW-HERS🌷🌷for the next 6️⃣9️⃣ YEARS!!!! 😱😭😵😫😜😂😂Hey there you 💦💦 CUMpkin pie 🍰👅 lover 😘 it’s finally HOEvember 🍂🌰🍅 time to be 😉 thankful 😏😜💋 for all that sweet potato 🍊 PUSSY 🌺🌺🌸👅 you’ve had this fall…..now send this to t e n 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 👄💦 sexiest 😛😛 🦃 TURKEY 🦃 sluts in the next 🕕 1 5 seconds 🕒 or you’ll miss out 😵😵 on BLACK✨CLITDAY 🌷🌸🌺🌹🌻DEALS!!! 👎😨 if you get FIVE 5️⃣ back then you’re officially 😳 a 😮 SEXY STUFFING 🐂🍞 slut 😘👏🏻💦 if you get tEn 5️⃣➕5️⃣ then you can look forward to 😏😋 a FUCKtastic 👅💦Christmas (you’ve never heard of that 😵😛👅👄👌🏻💦💦💦) HAPPY😄 HOEVEMBER💁 MY BITCHES🐶👱🏼‍♀️🍗SKANKSGIVING🦃 IS RIGHT➡️ AROUND🔁 THE CORNER🔜 I HOPE🙏 YOURE👀 READY TO 🍴GOBBLE👅👄 DOWN ⬇️THAT 🦃TURKEY 🍆COCK 🍽AND 😩CHOKE ‼️DOWN⬇️ THOSE M🍑ASS🍑HED POTATOES🍚 AND 💦CUMMIES 🙅❗️DONT ❗️🙅‍♂️FORGET 2️⃣ ASK❓ 👱🏿DADDY👨🏽TO PASS💁‍♂️ THE 🍛GRAVY🍴 OR YOUR ASS🍑IS GONNA BE TOO ❌DRY❌ TO 🍆STUFF💔 SEND📲 THIS TO 5️⃣ HOES👩🏾 THAT YOU REALLY‼️ WANNA 🍆🍑STUFF🌮Happy😃Halloween 🎃 you slutty💦slutty GHOULS 👻 time for 🕠 the one day 1️⃣ a year you CAN 👙 dress slutty 😳 without 🚫 an excuse! 👍🏻 SO take out your 🐱 cat ears AND 🐰 bunny tail & hop on 😉 the witches’ broom 🍆 TRICK or TREAT 👌🏻🎉 is what you ASK 🤗 so dance around 💃🏼 to see some A$$ 🍑💦 SEND THIS to 📭 every BLOOD-sucking 🍷 soul-stealing 😒 dick-eating 🍆 BITCH you know ✌🏻️ to wish them a SEXY 💘 night! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re 😘😍 the freakiest 💦 MONSTER around 🐊 Get 5️⃣ back 👌🏻 and you’re a 🔥 spicy VAMPIRE! Get 0️⃣ back & you 😪 got a can of pop 🍾 in your bag!👎🏻 HAPPY HOE-LLOWEEN! 🎃HAPPY JULY F(WHORE)TH BITCHES!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 be proud of your CUMtry as you fight for your freedom to FUCK 🍆💦😩 don't be independent today, find yourself a FOUNDING DADDY 😉 to shoot his FIREWORKS into you 😩🎆 if you want a sexy freedom fighter to give you his hotdog 🌭 just yell 🔴"THE REDCOATS ARE CUMMING"🔴 it doesn't matter if you're a down-ass 😏😏😏 ALEXANDER HAMILTON type bitch or shy and thick like BENJAMIN FRANKLIN 🍑💦 send this to 10 other freedom lovin' sluts🇺🇸 or you'll be thrown away 💁🏻🚮 like tea into the water 🐸☕️🌊 don't forget your Independence Day CUMMIES!!!💦💦💦