Truth
Trolling the Truth
1. Samuel Pepys on October 2nd, 2017: "I walked home, and there my wife was angry with me for not coming home, and for gadding abroad to look after beauties, she told me plainly."
@samuelpepsys you walked through the door, and there I was stirring the stroganoff while holding our newborn, before calmly handing you a paper towel to wipe off the lipstick from your little detour. #gohardorgohome
2. KimKierkegaardashian on August 25th, 2017: "I am sickened at the thought of having to address my miserable generation, to whom the only proper human response would be a hair flip."
@kimkierkegaard KIM THERE'S PEOPLE THAT ARE DYING. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_TpRU2hdf8&t=45s
3. Every Word on May 31, 2014: "yorker"
@everyword but if a New Yorker says "yorker" isn't it "yolker?"
-- Continued from May 31, 2014: "you"
@everyword but do "you" even have a 9-5 job?
4. Ernest Shackleton on September 3rd, 2016: "a barber attacked us... - James"
@EShackleton i would like more than just a "snippet," James. Did the barber give you a clean "cut"?? #trollsjustwannahavepun
5. Speed (1994) on October 6th, 2017: "I'll get the wheel!"
@Speed_1994 Jesus beat you to it. #soz
6. Rahm Emanuel on February 23rd, 2011: "And now all I can hear is that music, and suddenly everything just fucking..."
@MayorEmanuel your mom.
