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Hella fine bitches wonder where my low-key secret lies. | Hella fine bitches wonder where my low-key secret lies. | ||
I’m not smol or built to suit a twiggy model’s size | I’m not smol or built to suit a twiggy model’s size | ||
| − | But when I start to spill the beans, | + | But when I start to spill the beans, |
| − | They reckon I’m bullshitting. | + | They reckon I’m bullshitting. |
| − | I’m like, | + | I’m like, |
| − | It’s in the swoleness of my guns, | + | It’s in the swoleness of my guns, |
| − | The extra thicc of my hips, | + | The extra thicc of my hips, |
| − | The swagger of dem legs, | + | The swagger of dem legs, |
| − | The curve of my piehole. | + | The curve of my piehole. |
| − | I’m a gal | + | I’m a gal |
| − | Amazebally. | + | Amazebally. |
| − | Amazeballs gal, | + | Amazeballs gal, |
| − | That’s me AF. | + | That’s me AF. |
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| − | I strut into a pad | + | I strut into a pad |
| − | Just as chill as ya plz, | + | Just as chill as ya plz, |
| − | And to a dude, | + | And to a dude, |
| − | The fuckboys stand or | + | The fuckboys stand or |
| − | Fall down on their knees. YAS QUEEN! | + | Fall down on their knees. YAS QUEEN! |
| − | Then they buzzzzzzzzzz around me, | + | Then they buzzzzzzzzzz around me, |
| − | A hive of [INSERT BEE MOVIE SCRIPT]. | + | A hive of [INSERT BEE MOVIE SCRIPT]. |
| − | I’m like, | + | I’m like, |
| − | It’s the flame war in my facetits, | + | It’s the flame war in my facetits, |
| − | And the flasher of my chompers, | + | And the flasher of my chompers, |
| − | The sway in my muffin top, | + | The sway in my muffin top, |
| − | And the booyah in my internet fetish. | + | And the booyah in my internet fetish. |
| − | I’m a gal | + | I’m a gal |
| − | Amazebally. | + | Amazebally. |
| − | Amazeballs gal, | + | Amazeballs gal, |
| − | That’s me AF | + | That’s me AF. |
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| − | Dudes themselves have wondered | + | Dudes themselves have wondered |
| − | What they WITNESS in ME. | + | What they WITNESS in ME. |
| − | They experiment a ton | + | They experiment a ton |
| − | But they can’t find | + | But they can’t find |
| − | My inner clit. | + | My inner clit. |
| − | When I give them directions, | + | When I give them directions, |
| − | They’re like they still can’t find it. | + | They’re like they still can’t find it. |
| − | I’m like, | + | I’m like, |
| − | It’s in the curve of my back, | + | It’s in the curve of my back, |
| − | The evil daystar of my shit-eating grin, | + | The evil daystar of my shit-eating grin, |
| − | The ride of my hooters, | + | The ride of my hooters, |
| − | The grace of my swagger. | + | The grace of my swagger. |
| − | I’m a gal | + | I’m a gal |
| − | + | ||
| − | Amazebally. | + | Amazebally. |
| − | Amazeballs gal, | + | Amazeballs gal, |
| − | That’s me AF. | + | That’s me AF. |
| − | + | ||
| − | Now ya dig | + | Now ya dig |
| − | Just why my noggin’s not tapped out. | + | Just why my noggin’s not tapped out. |
| − | I don’t PREACH or sproing about | + | I don’t PREACH or sproing about |
| − | Or have to holler hella loud. | + | Or have to holler hella loud. |
| − | When ya WITNESS ME strutting, | + | When ya WITNESS ME strutting, |
| − | It ought to make ya feel #PRIDE. | + | It ought to make ya feel #PRIDE. |
| − | I’m like, | + | I’m like, |
| − | It’s in the clickity-clack of my pumps, | + | It’s in the clickity-clack of my pumps, |
| − | The curve of my mop, | + | The curve of my mop, |
| − | the Pamela Hand, | + | the Pamela Hand, |
| − | The need for my aftercare. | + | The need for my aftercare. |
| − | ’Cause I’m a gal | + | ’Cause I’m a gal |
| − | Amazebally. | + | Amazebally. |
| − | Amazeballs gal, | + | Amazeballs gal, |
| − | That’s me AF. | + | That’s me AF. |
Latest revision as of 00:02, 17 October 2017
Amazeballs Gal - A Homolinguistic "English-to-Slang" Translation of Maya Angelou's "Phenomenal Woman"
Hella fine bitches wonder where my low-key secret lies. I’m not smol or built to suit a twiggy model’s size But when I start to spill the beans, They reckon I’m bullshitting. I’m like, It’s in the swoleness of my guns, The extra thicc of my hips, The swagger of dem legs, The curve of my piehole. I’m a gal Amazebally. Amazeballs gal, That’s me AF. I strut into a pad Just as chill as ya plz, And to a dude, The fuckboys stand or Fall down on their knees. YAS QUEEN! Then they buzzzzzzzzzz around me, A hive of [INSERT BEE MOVIE SCRIPT]. I’m like, It’s the flame war in my facetits, And the flasher of my chompers, The sway in my muffin top, And the booyah in my internet fetish. I’m a gal Amazebally. Amazeballs gal, That’s me AF. Dudes themselves have wondered What they WITNESS in ME. They experiment a ton But they can’t find My inner clit. When I give them directions, They’re like they still can’t find it. I’m like, It’s in the curve of my back, The evil daystar of my shit-eating grin, The ride of my hooters, The grace of my swagger. I’m a gal Amazebally. Amazeballs gal, That’s me AF. Now ya dig Just why my noggin’s not tapped out. I don’t PREACH or sproing about Or have to holler hella loud. When ya WITNESS ME strutting, It ought to make ya feel #PRIDE. I’m like, It’s in the clickity-clack of my pumps, The curve of my mop, the Pamela Hand, The need for my aftercare. ’Cause I’m a gal Amazebally. Amazeballs gal, That’s me AF.
